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Thursday, May 31, 2012

Paula's Puns

From the Desk of Paula Gsell


Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?
Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home. "
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Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.
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MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money.
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TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other what would I have?
CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!
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TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY : You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.
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True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

2 comments:

  1. Very funny Paula, thanks for the laughs.

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  2. Thanks for adding smiles to the day, Paula!

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